December 2010
“You are a man. Burn all your maps and act like it.”
– Myself
“You are a man. Burn all your maps and act like it.”
– Myself
“No. I’m just surfing the internet on my laptop-shaped surfboard.”
– Myself
Anonymous asked: Are you dating anyone?
Anonymous asked: Are you dating anyone?
Let's get drunk!
And by “drunk,” I mean…making cookies at while dancing and singing along to rap music and wearing pajamas and giant yellow slippers at 11pm.
Which is how I spend my Thursday nights when I’m home alone. The plan was dance/sing/bake/eat the leftover dough/pass out. So far so good.
BTW. My cookies are DELICIOUS. Just sayin’.
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My favorite part of Kanye's Runaway video
Guy: Your girlfriend is very beautiful!
Kanye: Thank you.
Guy: Do you know she's a bird?
Kanye: No. I never noticed that.
“Sure, Kill Bill’s a violent movie. But it’s a Tarantino movie. You don’t go to...”
– Quentin Tarantino. (via fightclub-)
“Hey. Let me know when [your team] starts doing well. I want to be a bandwagon...”
– Myself, to Andrew Fouts (who might win 1 or 2 championships this year)
Heres the deal...
I’m not doing “song of the week” or “song of the day” or any of that. I’m giving myself complete freedom with the new……….”Audio Post”. I think it’s original. First one should be up in a little bit. I’m also spicing up my boring tumblog with witty quotes!
Yep. I DO think I’m a fancy.
Hey girl. This just isn't working out...
OH! NO! I’m not breaking up with you. No way. We’re just…just going to fast. I think we need to slow it down and do a “song of the week.” Is that ok with you?
Yep. I can’t keep up with “Song of the day”. So I’m doing “song of the week”. We’ll see how that works out.
P.S. There are quite a few big posts coming that you...
When people treat their facebook status like a...
heylauren:
Dear Donna Reed in the movie It's a Wonderful...
May I please travel back in time and marry you?
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Song of the Day 12/20
Auld Lang Syne...
I just yelled "Awe" against my will!
tanthony:
I never reblog these things, but holy shit this is the cutest thing ever!
I hate cats, but I want one of these.
“COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All...”
– If you ever hear that, throw away your remote control and pull up a chair…
Fantasy football
My fantasy team this year is pretty good. I entered the week in 2nd place giving me a 2 seed in the playoffs. However, last week the team that has been in first place since week 3 got bumped down to 3rd. So the playoff picture has me up against the former first place team. Which isn’t good. I play against probably the strongest team in the league. And a spot in the championship is on the...
I am home alone!
Therefore, I think that watching the first two Home Alone movies is a very appropriate way to end the night.
