And by "drunk," I mean...

toopunktofuck:

schwoozie:

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vulgar old people voting is relevant to all of my interests

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silvanathegreat:

I must meet Mathew James lol

(Source: skate-high)

galifianafuck:

*crosses fingers for abraham lincoln to dig his way up from the grave during election day and interrupts both presidential candidates by rapping the gettysburg address*

(via captaincouch-deactivated2013051)

collegehumor:

CPR is Scary

You’re next.

(Source: reddit.com, via captaincouch-deactivated2013051)

celskier:

MY FUCKING MOTEHR WAS MAKIGN A POST ABOUT OBAMA AND SHE ACCIDENTLY HIT THE COPYO AND PASTE THING ON THE IPHONE AND SHE PASTED A RECIPE

I’ C AN’T FUCKING BREATHE

(via captaincouch-deactivated2013051)

(Source: iraffiruse, via tumboner)

thescore:

Photo: CHICAGO REPRESENT! #Obama dunks Romney!

(via bleacherbummed)

theworldwelivein:

Lighthouse on Roanoke Island at Sunset (by Stuck in Customs)

(Source: taramatern, via k-naughton)

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